1.) “‘TRY’, you say? Sorry I don’t speak that dialect of Punk-Bitch.”
2.) Flatulence is not a talent, nor does it count as playing a musical instrument.
3.) If you can’t get an order for steak and eggs right, your future is bleak, indeed. There’s the steak… and then there’s the eggs.
4.) The sound of your voice makes me want to hit you in the neck with a 2X4.
5.) Stay out of my lane! I reject your “driving by feel” method. You need to visually inspect the lane you enter.
6.) If I wanted a friend, I wouldn’t refer to you as a “retard.”