Crabby Joe’s Wisdom

1.) “‘TRY’, you say?  Sorry I don’t speak that dialect of Punk-Bitch.”

2.) Flatulence is not a talent, nor does it count as playing a musical instrument.

3.) If you can’t get an order for steak and eggs right, your future is bleak, indeed. There’s the steak… and then there’s the eggs.

4.) The sound of your voice makes me want to hit you in the neck with a 2X4.

5.) Stay out of my lane! I reject your “driving by feel” method. You need to visually inspect the lane you enter.

6.) If I wanted a friend, I wouldn’t refer to you as a “retard.”

About B Gourley

Bernie Gourley is a writer living in Bangalore, India. His poetry collection, Poems of the Introverted Yogi is now available on Amazon. He teaches yoga, with a specialization in pranayama, and holds a RYT500 certification. For most of his adult life, he practiced martial arts, including: Kobudo, Muay Thai, Kalaripayattu, and Taiji. He is a world traveler, having visited more than 40 countries around the globe.
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2 Responses to Crabby Joe’s Wisdom

  1. LOVE your writing! Especially because “Crabby Joe’s Wisdom” sounds suspiciously like “Crabby Jayne’s Wisdom” too 🙂

    I’ll keep checking your blog but you’ve gotta know that your Six-Words always keep me giggling~ and looking for more!

    Fellow writer keeps me in stitches…
    What more can I say!?

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