A dyslexic couple lost god last night.
I can’t imagine how das they must eb.
There was a photo.
Their god looked like a Chihuahua.
(Which I pronounce “Chi –wa-ha –wa-ha” for no good reason.)
It looked like a Chihuahua I’d seen near a fire main on Hydrant St.
This started me thinking.
and so on,
and so on,
and so on,
What if the Chihuahua really was god?
I ran back to find the Chihuahua.
I asked if it would grant my wishes.
The Chihuahua said, “What am I a freakin’ genie?”
I hope that nice couple finds god.